Nice at least twice a week

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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Elizabeth Smart, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept

(Source: ecouter-bien, via queencersei)

Sleep tries to seduce me by promising a more reasonable tomorrow.
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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

(Source: greenhoused, via porcelaincookies)

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officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

image

(Source: amenparis, via porcelaincookies)

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kawaiisharkchan:

joobrthebaticeer:

reapergrellsutcliff:

Fashions of the Future as Imagined in 1893

Illustrations from “Future Dictates of Fashion” by W. Cade Gall that was published in the January 1893 issue of The Strand magazine.

i love this because no matter when someones makes a “FASHIONS OF THE FUTURE” prediction it’s always like, in 50 years we will all look INSANE!!! whatever we wear now we will wear those things but COMICALLY OVERSIZED AND WEIRDER

is this jojo’s bizarre adventure

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via ladybrienne)

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2chained:

*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*

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