Thinky-puffs

Nice at least twice a week

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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swordreign:

Damascus by André Andersson

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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macabrefascination:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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Oh man. I kind of need a thesaurus as a dinosaur tattoo.

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therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

This is unreal. 10. Count them. 10.

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

This is unreal. 10. Count them. 10.

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jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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